1. Wind Chill--referring to how cold it feels outside. Ok people, I just learned this one TODAY. I thought the word was "wind shield". I thought it was called that because the feel of your car's windshield is the same as the "windshield" temperature. Makes perfect sense to me.
2. Chest of Drawers--referring to the tall thing in your bedroom that holds all of your clothes. Until a few years ago, I thought it was "chester drawers".
3. Stunt Double--the guy who fills in for you when you don't want to perform the stunt. This one is really funny to me because I thought it was "stunt devil".
Apparently, #2 and 3 are common because my cousin Quinton had them wrong as well.
So do you have a "facade vocabulary"?